After writing code for as long as I have, and living in KY, you get to use little sayings that make your day a little more enjoyable. I will list just a few that I use;

1. This program runs like a scalded dog.
2. Sure boss, we can beat it to fit and paint it to match.
3. Use C# it will put hair on your chest and lead in your pencil.

Feel free to add your own in the comments. We all need a good laugh every now and then anyway.